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sktagg23:

siddharthasmama:

dynastylnoire:

kiki-eternal:

zazou02:

titsqueen:

yung-eastafricangirl:

thebloominuniverse:

This is the back of james’ head. He hasn’t washed or brushed his hair in months, and all of it was pretty much dreaded. We just picked all of it our except this big one underneath that was too far gone! White peoples’ hair does dread naturally my friends :)

that is matted hair not a dreadlock

That is fucking disgusting.

Ohh nahh

they got a piece of doo doo on the back of they neck

bruh that is a massive turd

why the fuck wouldn’t he brush or wash his hair in months? what is wrong with you guys? most white people wash their hair when they shower, so is he not bathing? why does greasy, unkempt, dirty hair translate as “dreadlocks” to y’all? just because you guys think nasty, unwashed hair = locing doesn’t mean it’s true. jesus, fix it.

That last comment. Perfect.

This is just some dude who never bathes. He doesn’t have fucking dreadlocks. 

If you have to stop washing your hair to get it to “dread”, THEN IT DOES NOT DREAD NATURALLY. It’s. just. dirty.

OP is just showing such blatant ignorance and disrespect.

zaynharder:


attitude [2014.HOT 100]
No.9 - Zayn Malik

"It seems the chiselled beauty of Mr Malik has proven most pleasing on the eye. Still only 20, he boasts a handsome Hollywood idol face and lithe body to dire for. Zayn should be chuffed as he is the numero uno One Direction on the list! Although be might be miffed to find out he’s taken a step in the wrong direction, slipping four places since last year."

zaynharder:

attitude [2014.HOT 100]

No.9 - Zayn Malik

"It seems the chiselled beauty of Mr Malik has proven most pleasing on the eye. Still only 20, he boasts a handsome Hollywood idol face and lithe body to dire for. Zayn should be chuffed as he is the numero uno One Direction on the list! Although be might be miffed to find out he’s taken a step in the wrong direction, slipping four places since last year."

(via loviedovielou)

shaunhasttings:

shaunhasttings:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM WATCHING THE SHOW MALL COPS AND IT REALLY DRAMATICALLY GOES “BUT NOT EVERYONE IS HERE TO SHOP” AND ZOOMS IN TO AKATSUKI COSPLAYERS IM PEEING

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(via urulokid)

thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

(via tinalikesbutts)

khaleesiofhale:

deanckles:

I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school

#the entire school is just gay girls dressed as guys in hopes of attending the school (via buttergin)

(via tinalikesbutts)

wrenkingtson:

I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”

(via tinalikesbutts)

yuyukami:

alexanderlightworm:

So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it

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(Source: emmyblackthorn, via tinalikesbutts)

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

(via tinalikesbutts)

carryonmy-assbutt:

penishole:

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

you mean a bird of seduction 

(Source: xylemphone, via tinalikesbutts)

celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

(Source: my-eyes-open, via tinalikesbutts)

guy:

guy:

i just shamelessly ran after an icecream truck

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you are an inspiration

(via tinalikesbutts)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via tinalikesbutts)

ace-enjolras:

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”

(via tinalikesbutts)