Bayner

me: *owns 264 unread books*

me: *buys 17 new books*

me: *rereads harry potter*

sarah762:

Cartoon Bully Stereotype Collection

(via helloiamcarofine)

45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

(via helloiamcarofine)

dutchster:

i wanna do a flash mob with tons of puppies but they’ll probably forget every single move and i’ll try to get angry with them but they’re all just so damn adorable

(via helloiamcarofine)

untitled-oct19:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

untitled-oct19:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

(via urulokid)

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

(via tinalikesbutts)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via coolstephaniegendronus)

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

image

this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

(via bobbieah)

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

(Source: axmxz, via tinalikesbutts)

educationalpancakes:

ayumichan46:

YES IT CAME BACK

THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE THANK YOU

(Source: sunnyotakuu, via bobbieah)

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

(via bobbieah)

thecutestofthecute:

janeharas:

What did you just say?

this is seriously like the best thing about dogs

YES^

(Source: releasethedoves, via bobbieah)

w0nd3rwaaall:

Get fucking married man

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily, via bobbieah)

ohthefond:

Louis’ voice is so soft I want to turn it into a blanket and take a nap in it for the next hundred years.

(via too-old-for-this-ship)

impalasherlock:

you can still have no lines in a movie and still be a phenomenal actress

impalasherlock:

you can still have no lines in a movie and still be a phenomenal actress

(via tinalikesbutts)