notice how when the interviewer brings up liam and louis’ relationships and mentions them being faithful, liam jumps right in and replies “yup!” with no second thought whatsoever. but louis actually sits there — SITS THERE — and ponders it for a bit. why on earth would you have to think about whether or not you’re faithful to your ~significant other~ god please tell me why would you have to think about this. then he goes “yeah” as if the conversation barely interests him and then looks down as if trying to hide something. you would think that someone in a happy relationship (like liam for example) would be excited to defend their relationship, but no, not louis.
and THEN to make matters worse for my heart, after he mumbles the “yeah,” he slyly steals a glance at harry. and all the while HARRY IS JUST SITTING THERE SMILING AS WIDE AS THE OCEAN TIDES JFC COULD THIS INTERVIEW BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS LIKE DO I REALLY HAVE TO SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU THEY ARE A THING AND HARRY CAN’T WIPE THAT SILLY ASS SMIRK OFF HIS FACE BECAUSE HE KNOWS LOUIS ISN’T FAITHFUL BECAUSE THEY OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN THEM THAT’S WAY MORE SPECIAL THAN ANY RELATIONSHIP EITHER OF THEM HAS EVER BEEN IN AND I CAN’T HANDLE IT ANYMORE JUST LOOK AT THEM THINKING THEY’RE BEING SLICK AND STEALTHY BUT ALSO NOT CARING — WE KNOW THE TRUTH LORD HELP US ALL
i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant "hahahaha women do laundry right john? you with me, john?" "don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”
This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.
"H: yeah, we’ve never, we’ve never been a band that has like, lied about having girlfriends."
im crying so hard bc louis’ reaction.
I just want to point something out. Normally Louis takes these kinds of questions. The questions where they need to answer with a lie. Like let’s talk about the denials. ‘Larry Stylinson’ has been brought up four times and Louis has answered every time without actually denying anything. He has become an expert on finding a way to talk around the question. I think they plan on letting them come out at some point so they need to keep the lying to a minimum.
In this gif it looks to me like he is listening very carefully to Harry, then he suddenly looks like he wants to jump in and say something before he stops himself and fidgets around a little. I wonder if maybe he didn’t like the way Harry answered. It was too black and white and I really think Louis would have answered this differently. This isn’t the way he handles these questions. He doesn’t lie, he just finds a way to avoid telling the truth and that’s not what Harry did here.
I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when she says she has, and then he just kind of demeans her response by suggesting that she wasn’t a real boxer, and you see her face just drop.
Natasha Romanoff: professional to an extent.
She’s professional the whole way through — Happy is the one who isn’t just stupefyingly unprofessional but vicious in his attempt to punch her when her back was turned.
Literally. He tried to punch a woman he’d just met, before she’d gotten any gloves, before he’d explained anything else to her. Fuck anybody who thinks that Natasha’s treatment of him (which is so obviously instinct and training, not a desire to humiliate him, unlike his violence toward her) is unprofessional.
As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week
IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED
damn u gonna die son
I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…
*sign written in random alleys near my house.*
I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo.
As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.